Krampus: Sugarplums Licking Good!

 I like to watch the sugarplums dance above your head

 and lick them with my tongue.  Krampus

Day 22 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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The Santa Lie

Instead of the Santa lie how about old world tradition? Which means...I shove your ass into my sack and beat it with a stick!   

                                                                                       Krampus                                                                                                                                                                     

Day 21 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Friend request: Dr. Catfish Krampus MD

What fake doctor wouldn't send a friend request 

with a photo showing him operating on a patient? 

I know I would! Dr. Catfish Krampus M.D. 

 

Day 20 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Baby It's Cold Outside.

I'll heat you up! Krampus

Day 19 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Christmas Kitty

Just what I wanted for Christmas: 

Day 18 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Naughty Nice People

So you went to church today. I wouldn't get to smug. Church and the underworld are full of naughty nice people. Krampus 

Day 17 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown
Sunday morning's coming down...

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Drucken Krampus Christmas

 

Looking like my kind of Christmas...the kind where you get drunk and make a fool of yourself!  Krampus

Sweet Day 16 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown 

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Don't get Caught with Coal in your Stockings: Nuclear Power!

Nuclear Power is how Santa Clause lights his Christmas lights, powers his sleigh, and does all things nice that requires electricity. 

HO HO HO!  

Hard to believe, but it's been more than a decade since my children and I did this Christmas video. Thanks to Instagram I was able to give it a Grinch Christmas music update.

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 Need a stocking stuffer? Nuclear Power makes a jolly good alternative to coal. 

HO HO HO 

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Is that a Carrot in your Pocket?

 Or you just happy to see me?  Krampus

Day 15 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown 

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