Drucken Krampus Christmas

 

Looking like my kind of Christmas...the kind where you get drunk and make a fool of yourself!  Krampus

Sweet Day 16 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown 

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Don't get Caught with Coal in your Stockings: Nuclear Power!

Nuclear Power is how Santa Clause lights his Christmas lights, powers his sleigh, and does all things nice that requires electricity. 

HO HO HO!  

Hard to believe, but it's been more than a decade since my children and I did this Christmas video. Thanks to Instagram I was able to give it a Grinch Christmas music update.

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 Need a stocking stuffer? Nuclear Power makes a jolly good alternative to coal. 

HO HO HO 

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Is that a Carrot in your Pocket?

 Or you just happy to see me?  Krampus

Day 15 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown 

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Christmas Jeer

Some of y’all lack Christmas cheer. It’s the most wonderful time of my year!
                                                                                                                Krampus

Day 14
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Cookies for Krampus

Something smells good.

It's the stench of guilt you reek when you misbehave!  Krampus

                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                       

Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown  

Lucky 13

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Pinocchio George Santos

Day 12

Krampus Christmas Advent Calendar Countdown

St. Nick knows when you've been bad and so do I!  Krampus

Lots of competition this year, but our Pinocchio went to George Santos. Remember last years? Krampus does! 

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Christmas Vacation: Destination Hell

Like to travel? I'm gifting personalized luggage for your Christmas vacation.
Destination Hell. Bon Voyage! Krampus

Day 11: 
Of our  Krampus Advent Calendar Christmas Countdown.

Y'all may want to change directions and behave yourself. 

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Go to Church Or or the Devil will get you!

 I've got a burlap sack with your name on it!  Krampus

Day 10: 
Of our  Krampus Advent Calendar Christmas Countdown.

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Do you want Puppies on your Conscious? You Better be Good!

DISCLAIMER: No puppies were harmed in this video! 

In case y'all missed my first Krampus Advent Calendar Post this Christmas Countdown Calendar was made for naughty GROWN adult children. 

 

“Every time you #misbehave a puppy dies. Shall I come for you before or after I bury the dog!” #krampus #santasnaughtylist #christmas #adventcalendar #day9 #disclaimer #nopuppieswereharmed #aintmisbehavin #frahmhaus #hohoho    

You don't want that on your conscious, do you? You better be good! 

Day 9: 
Of our  Krampus Advent Calendar Christmas Countdown.

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