I Saw you Kissing Santa Claus

 It's My Turn Now! Krampus

Day 24 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Seasons Beatings from Krampus

 

Reindeer Games 

Day 23 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Krampus: Sugarplums Licking Good!

 I like to watch the sugarplums dance above your head

 and lick them with my tongue.  Krampus

Day 22 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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The Santa Lie

Instead of the Santa lie how about old world tradition? Which means...I shove your ass into my sack and beat it with a stick!   

                                                                                       Krampus                                                                                                                                                                     

Day 21 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Friend request: Dr. Catfish Krampus MD

What fake doctor wouldn't send a friend request 

with a photo showing him operating on a patient? 

I know I would! Dr. Catfish Krampus M.D. 

 

Day 20 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Baby It's Cold Outside.

I'll heat you up! Krampus

Day 19 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Christmas Kitty

Just what I wanted for Christmas: 

Day 18 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown

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Naughty Nice People

So you went to church today. I wouldn't get to smug. Church and the underworld are full of naughty nice people. Krampus 

Day 17 Nutcracker Publishing's 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown
Sunday morning's coming down...

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Drucken Krampus Christmas

 

Looking like my kind of Christmas...the kind where you get drunk and make a fool of yourself!  Krampus

Sweet Day 16 
Krampus Christmas Calendar Countdown 

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